Thought Provoking Facts of Life

Thought Provoking Facts of Life

• If you force your eyes open for too long without sleep, they will pop out.
• Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
• If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
• Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
• A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
• Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
• Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
• By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.